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Results: Political Jokes, Part two

Published on 07/24/2023
By: scouthoward
2237
Politics
A good sense of humor is the ability to laugh at oneself and make others laugh as well.
1.
1.
Recently, President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon flying over the US. Americans are thrilled. "It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation." Do you appreciate this joke?
Recently, President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon flying over the US. Americans are thrilled.
Yes
46%
1002 votes
No
54%
1198 votes
2.
2.
At the recent White House Correspondents' dinner, President Biden quipped, "Calvin Coolidge was the first president to attend the annual dinner in 1924, which he joked was right after "he had just been elected to the United States Senate." Do you like this joke?
At the recent White House Correspondents' dinner, President Biden quipped,
Yes
38%
825 votes
No
63%
1375 votes
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3.
Also at the aforementioned dinner, Trevor Noah made fun of then White House press secretary, Jen Psaki, over her reported agreement to join MSNBC. "If it's true, congratulations to Jen and your big career change," Noah said. "But you know switching to MSNBC is going to be a big change, because right now your current job is to make the Biden administration look as good as possible at all costs. Now you're going to be at MSNBC, you're going to have to … you'll be fine actually." Was this funny?
Also at the aforementioned dinner, Trevor Noah made fun of then White House press secretary, Jen Psaki, over her reported agreement to join MSNBC.
Yes
38%
843 votes
No
62%
1357 votes
4.
4.
"What's the best thing about being Joe Biden? Waking up every day and learning that you're the president." Can you appreciate the humor with this joke?
Yes
40%
882 votes
No
60%
1318 votes
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5.
Biden wanted to know if Putin was still alive... Putin himself decided to send Biden a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Biden opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of a coded message. 370HSSV-0773H Biden was baffled, so he emailed it to John Kerry, and his aides had no idea either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to the meaning. The FBI finally asked the Australian Military for help. Within a few seconds they called back with this message: "Tell Biden he's holding the message upside down." Did you like this joke?
Biden wanted to know if Putin was still alive... Putin himself decided to send Biden a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Biden opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of a coded message. 370HSSV-0773H Biden was baffled, so he emailed it to John Kerry, and his aides had no idea either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to the meaning. The FBI finally asked the Australian Military for help. Within a few seconds they called back with this message:
Yes
43%
944 votes
No
57%
1256 votes
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