Results: Life Lessons From TV Shows Part 2

"There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that."

"When the Documentary started airing, people in the street told me I had this fairytale romance. But there were a lot of times last year when it did not feel like a fairytale. But then it got deeper and stronger and now it's better than a fairytale. And it's like a long book that you never want to end, and you're fine with that, because you just never, ever want to leave it."

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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong, Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."

"People ask me, would you rather be feared or loved, um easy, I want people to be afriad of how much they love me"

"I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a...carpenter that makes stairs."

"You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

"Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me - no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make."

"I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing."

"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."

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"Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward"

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place."

"Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton RE: her sex tape."

"You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying."

"The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it."

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"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third."

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it well."

"There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food."

"What religion am I? Well, I'm a practicing none of your [bleep] business."

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life."

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